All the Single Puppies

I have a tendency to change song lyrics. I don't mean to do it at first, but once I start, I end up modifying the whole song, giving it new lyrics which match a theme. Years ago, when Beyonce released "All the Single Ladies" somehow my brain though, "this would be an excellent song about PUPPIES!"

Without further ado, I give you All the Single Puppies, a parody of All the Single Ladies.

All the single puppies, (all the single puppies)
All the single puppies, (all the single puppies)
All the single puppies, (all the single puppies)
All the single puppies,
Now put your paws up!

Up in the park, running 'round, doing my own puppy thing,
Decided to sniff, now you wanna flip, cause another puppy noticed me.
He's licking me, I'm licking him, don't pay it any attention,
Just ate some snacks, yum, yum snacks,
Don't you bark at me.  

Cause if you liked me, then you should've given a treat to me,
If you liked me, then should've given a treat to me,
Don't be mad when you see that puppy likes me,
If you liked me, then should've given a treat to me. 

Bark, bark, bark,
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark,
Bark, bark, bark, 

Woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof,  

I got a collar on my neck, a nice shiny tag,
and I'm rocking a matching leash,
I need no permission, did I mention,
Don't pay him any attention,
Cause you had you turn,
And now your gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me. (Bow wow)

Cause if you liked me, then you should've given a treat to me,
If you liked me, then should've given a treat to me,
Don't be mad when you see that puppy likes me,
If you liked me, then should've given a treat to me. 

Bark, bark, bark,
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark,
Bark, bark, bark, 

Woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof. 

All the single puppies, (all the single puppies)
All the single puppies, (all the single puppies)
All the single puppies, (all the single puppies)
All the single puppies,
Now put your paws up.  

Bark, bark, bark,
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark,
Bark, bark, bark, 

Woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
Woof, woof, woof.

Thanks to Rishka for this FANTASTIC single puppies pictures. Look, on the left, it's LILA!